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romanrain-deactivated20120112-d asked: Sorry? Can't hear you over the sound of these cookies I'm eating.

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romanrain-deactivated20120112-d asked: So, how's the back of Lucky's head? Angelic, I imagine.

HmmphhHHhmmmHHmmmMMMhhH! Huddammnph!

Link 26 Nov 5 notes Doktor Misfortune: romanrain: Doktor Misfortune: While the good Doctor is out of the way,...»

romanrain:

romanrain:

Doktor Misfortune: While the good Doctor is out of the way, I thought I come and tell you…

doktor-misfortune:

While the good Doctor is out of the way, I thought I come and tell you how much he LOATHES all of you. He so utterly despises you that he spends his weekend…

Regardless of how attractive and charming he is I still remain unconvinced.
… However…
Will I retain the ability to return to my human form?

I did mention ‘shapeshifting’, didn’t I? It’s universal. You can become whatever you want. The dragon part will just be the most natural.

You’ll also get magic, just leave him and follow me OH GOD HE’S DONE WITH HIS CALCULUS HELP-auuugh…

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romanrain:

Doktor Misfortune: While the good Doctor is out of the way, I thought I come and tell you…

doktor-misfortune:

While the good Doctor is out of the way, I thought I come and tell you how much he LOATHES all of you. He so utterly despises you that he spends his weekend plotting how to find you and ruin your lives. You should all come follow me instead, for the world I am building will have a lot of extra…

I don’t know, bro. I kinda don’t believe you there. Your twin seems pretty sincere to me.
…. Do you have a good dental plan?

Don’t be taken in by his good looks and charm! He has fooled thousands of people on the internet, and all of them have been ruined by him!

I will turn all of my favored minions into shape-shifting dragons. Dental plans are unnecessary.

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While the good Doctor is out of the way, I thought I come and tell you how much he LOATHES all of you. He so utterly despises you that he spends his weekend plotting how to find you and ruin your lives. You should all come follow me instead, for the world I am building will have a lot of extra room for those who show early promise. Become my minion, and I swear to you that you shall be a lieutenant in my new world, a ruler of much land and many people. Keep following Him, and the only thing you’ll find is your life going wrong at every turn.

Come, minions! Let us fix this broken world! MuhahaHAHAHAHA! 

Photo 20 Nov 11 notes SOME OF YOU HAVE ASKED FOR PICTURES.OR I’M SURE YOU WOULD, GIVEN TIME.HERE IS ONE. KEEP IN MIND THAT, BY VIEWING IT, YOU HAVE SIGNED A BINDING CONTRACT OF YOUR ETERNAL SERVITUDE TO ME. 

SOME OF YOU HAVE ASKED FOR PICTURES.

OR I’M SURE YOU WOULD, GIVEN TIME.

HERE IS ONE. KEEP IN MIND THAT, BY VIEWING IT, YOU HAVE SIGNED A BINDING CONTRACT OF YOUR ETERNAL SERVITUDE TO ME. 

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romanrain-deactivated20120112-d asked: Hello Doktor! Just wondering- why haven't you been on tumblr? I've heard much about you from your twin and his friend, Skella.

Text 16 Nov Hahaha, MuahahaHAHAHA!

ZE DOKTOR HAS RISEN AGAIN! FEAR ME!


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